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Friday, June 26, 2009

So, as promised!

Chemistry pick-up lines (non-sick) !


1) Can I have your atomic number?



2) You make me sublime!



3) Will you balance my equation?



4) Will you be my oppositely charged ion?


5) Boy: You are like caesium!
Girl: Why?
Boy: You make me explode on the inside!



6) You must be helium! My heart is flying up, up and away with you.



7) You must be hydrogen! You ignite my burning passion!



8) Please be my Potassium and I’ll be your Chlorine! Then we can be covalently-bonded!

-cue heartfelt emotion written all over your faces-
(since it already sounds so nerdy, inject more love~~~ for best effect!)

heehee.

recommended for: Chemistry TEACHERS (-cough- shu! -cough-), chemistry-lovers, high school geeks/nerds, chemists etc.


credits team! :D

next post will probably be on chemistry-sick(meaning its suggestive and wrong)

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